The Suidobashi Heavy Industry has doomed us all. Their robot, the Kuratas Mecha, is supposed to be a techy, artistic dream—yet the project supplies projectiles at bodies that it easily targets a la The Terminator. It’s controlled by a joystick just like you might imagine it would be in some scary sci-fi movie, and it even has a little seat for you to ride in so you can enjoy the view of your opponent being attacked by your robot.
The projectiles—which are currently BBs—are ordered to fire upon a target once that target—get this—smiles. So it only shoots happy people. Or people who laugh when they are nervous, like me.